The mysterious rhyming properties of these words struck me with their potential for the hilarious. The quirkiest, perkiest, naughtiest, loveliest lines could be made up! They could range from facetous to blasphemous, courageous to tortuous.At last! Free range to be loquacious! No more lavish adherence to just the beauteous, no longer the attention to being courteous! No more will writing be a tedious chore, clinging to me with its tendinous feelers!No longer faced with the doughiest, zittiest gluteous, when hankering after the jauntiest voluptuos figure! My rivals will all turn hideous and malicious, my name notorious, as my tomes will be considered the meatiest and wittiest and weightiest in their field, my readers voracious in their demands for more….!