Table talk

“who invited you?”

“since when do I need an invitation?anyways,I dont see your name written all over this piece of grass.”

“fine.just don’t try steal my biscuit crumbs.”

“who says they are your biscuit crumbs?”

“see my beak mate?Its way bigger than yours.You just try anything funny and I’ll peck you with it.Comprendre?”

no answer

“Oi I’m talking to you!”

“sorry,what was that?”

“I said ,don’t steal my crumbs,or I’ll peck you.”

quickly swallows last few crumbs, “oh,ok,no worries mate!”

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